You know you are a new mom when

You've changed your outfit and little ones outfit 4 times in one day due to bodily fluids

You realize there is a use for radio static

Its taken you 30 minutes to just get to the target store that's 5 minutes from your house

It takes 30 minutes to get out of the house and you still forget something

You celebrate when you get 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep...in a ROW!

You will do anything to keep you little one from crying including holding your own bladder while bouncing him up and down with the bathroom fan going

You are amazed at how many nursery rhymes and kid songs you actually know

You are never on time, anywhere

You realize you don't look that bad without makeup

You enjoy talking with new moms more than ever before about poop, spit up, circumscion, and child birth and it no longer makes you squeamish

Styling your hair means putting in a ponytail and getting to use hairspray!

Purse? What's that? Oh, You mean a diaper bag

You really honestly don't care what's for dinner as long as you get to eat, bonus if its still is the right temperature!

What are your mom-isms, new moms?