You've changed your outfit and little ones outfit 4 times in one day due to bodily fluids
You realize there is a use for radio static
Its taken you 30 minutes to just get to the target store that's 5 minutes from your house
It takes 30 minutes to get out of the house and you still forget something
You celebrate when you get 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep...in a ROW!
You will do anything to keep you little one from crying including holding your own bladder while bouncing him up and down with the bathroom fan going
You are amazed at how many nursery rhymes and kid songs you actually know
You are never on time, anywhere
You realize you don't look that bad without makeup
You enjoy talking with new moms more than ever before about poop, spit up, circumscion, and child birth and it no longer makes you squeamish
Styling your hair means putting in a ponytail and getting to use hairspray!
Purse? What's that? Oh, You mean a diaper bag
You really honestly don't care what's for dinner as long as you get to eat, bonus if its still is the right temperature!
What are your mom-isms, new moms?